You’d think that politicians would be a little more mature or creative than a seven year old…and you’d be wrong. Apparently, in Kansas, a politician has brought up the debate of ‘The Flying Spaghetti Monster’ as a theory to combat the ever popular Evolution theory and Intelligent Design theory.
I guess he’s trying to make the point that, how we are created can’t be proved or examined (which is correct), but can’t he come up with something better than ‘The Flying Spaghetti Monster’?
With all the hits this guy is getting on his website maybe there will be some cult following and the whole economy may experience a monumental shift. The Atkins diet will go out of business with all these carb-hungry, pasta eating followers. But with the fall of the Atkins diet, Prego will shoot through the roof; because they will make a special series of sauces made especially for the cult followers, with special pieces of paper inside every container — containing words from ‘The Flying One’ himself. Noodles & Co. will no longer serve regular customers, but only serve exclusive ’spaghettians’. The Olive Garden will reject its Italian roots (if you even consider that restaraunt Italian) and say they belonged to ‘The Flying One’ all along. In the movie industry, Lady and the Tramp will be the equivalent of The Jesus Films selling millions upon millions of tapes and DVD’s.
This theory will then spread overseas to Europe and be taught alongside other theories; although France will reject the theory simply muttering, “Foolish Americans…” Finally in 2075 it will have spread to the entire world, and all the people will have rejected all other food except spaghetti and die from malnutrition. But France will survive because of their stubbornness.
