ButterWizard

I just had to post about this. Why? because it is just necessary, my name is Butter after all…
A ‘machine’ (for lack of a better word) has been created to keep your butter perfectly spreadable. It claims it maintains the butter at a temperature of 65 degrees, which is apparently the best temperature for butter. [...]

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Child Repellent

Do you find teens excessively annoying? Do you hate it when they hang out in front of your lawn or store and heckle your customers? Well now there is something to solve that pesky problem: Child Repellent, or more officially titled, the ‘Mosquito’. So jump for you joy you child hating old coot, you can [...]

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Two Faced

The first successfull face transplant has just taken place in France.
After many years of waiting for the government to approve the ‘ethics’ of the procedure, they went ahead and transplanted skin from a dead person’s face onto the patient.
Really, the thing that shocks me there is dead, I mean dead…it just seems….really gross. They are [...]

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Ronald MacDonald

Never thought I’d see the day Ronald MacDonald would McRob a Wendy’s.
Too bad it isn’t the real Ronald McDonald. Slight difference but it is still gonna confuse quite a lot of people.
What were his parents thinking though? Why would you name your kid Ronald MacDonald? Of course the little guy is gonna turn to a [...]

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Not Another Teen Post

Today I happen to have the worst and most hated day of the week off: Monday.
Sad thing is, I have no idea how to spend it. I can’t just get up and drive somewhere because of my lack of a license. I can’t really watch anything on T.V. because weekdays are full of useless re-runs. [...]

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